So he’s afraid people will leave forever because of the number of maps and heroes, but apparently doesn’t think the number of shitbags in the matches and the laughably low 3 avoid slots isn’t an issue. He doesn’t think that people leave because they can’t avoid matching up with assholes match after match after match…

I get it, and the compaint isn’t entirely unreasonable, but the mentality of “we need a _______ because we don’t have/haven’t had one, and _____ are complaining about it!” itself is bullshit. When artists stop creating works naturally and instead start creating to meet an agenda—however noble that agenda may…

I was expecting a shitty trailer for a movie I’ll never watch , and I got a shitty trailer a movie I’ll never watch.

I believe hookers generally get paid when told to get the fuck out.

Any Catholic Church will suffice.

And thanks for that I just had to call out from work because I pissed myself when REAL, no flames, no lips Optimus Prime appeared.

Nintendo’s solution to the Switch’s lack of a dedicated mic was to create a smartphone app so you can connect and talk with the people you’re playing with.

I left WoW on February 14th 2016, uninstalled and never went back.

People who do drugs, overdose and die shouldn’t be immortalized. If we are actually ok with that, then I want a statue made for every other dead criminal, and a nice story written about each one of them too.

There is no consent. I got stuck in a group with 5 of those douchebags just today. they were a 5 man pre-made that queued anyway because they were tired of waiting. i got fucked, they go their lolz. there is no way in hell me reporting them will do anything because they can’t mathematically rack up enough reports for…

“ I do not at all think Hammond is a hamster out of water. Overwatch is a game about a time-traveling lesbian whose best friend is a talking outer space ape. He fits right in, y’all.”

After attending the pride festival in Houston this past weekend, I came to the realization I think I always knew I would come to—this has gone too far. The world knows LGBT people are in our society, and that isn’t going to change. I’m all for the celebration, but it now borders on beating everyone on the head with…

I’ll sell you a “authentic” one for $200

I’ll sell you a “authentic” one for $200

Meanwhile, Best Buys all over Houston have dozens in stock.

Meanwhile, Best Buys all over Houston have dozens in stock.

tell that to my buddy, who “5-golded” their way through most of their 10 placement matches as Brigette, and went 8-2 for a 700ish SR, while i intentially fucked around as Zarya and Widow for 10 matches, maybe had more than 2 medals 3 or 4 times, went 4-6, and ended up in gold.

I just want someone to rationally explain one thing to me: why is it that people who don’t care about winning, and live and die by the “it’s just a game, I’m here to have fun, winning is a bonus” mantra can’t be happy staying in QP or arcade, instead of queueing for ranked when they know they will get flamed by the…

Someone needs to tell that guy that all the prominent characters from the series were physically IN Japan, whether they were Japanese or not. They may have been FROM somewhere else, but the entire setting is Japan and whatever game they are in.

my dog doesnt get in the bed until we are sleeping. then somehow the 14 lb ball of fur can manage to push 2 people to the edges of a king size bed and take up the remaining 80% on her own. fuck cuddles, she wants the whole bed.

thats definitely a robo-voice.

thats definitely a robo-voice.

I may or may not work for the guys with the stupid checkmark logo stolen straight out of wingdings or webdings or whatever-the-fuck-dings highly researched and professionally collaborated and market tested forward thinking logo, and they may or may not have been blasting the employee news home page with propaganda…