Seriously. Working like 20% of a normal work year for 100% salary? I’ll take it. I don’t care if somehow the Niners win every Super Bowl and I can’t watch, I’m taking that deal INMEDIATELY. Football can kiss my ass forever. Goodbye. I would give up ALL sports and rearrange my social life however necessary to make that…

It wasn’t until I watched the full debate last night and his closing remarks about how wonderful his democratic opponents are and the decorum they all showed that I realized he never intended to be elected president. Strategically speaking, he’s literally just following Peter Florrick’s plot line from this season of Th…

While in no way condoning the subject matter, I will say it’s hella impressive in person. The scale. Not the treasonous sons of bitches they chose to enshrine in such an impressive way.