Ok, it’s never seen rain. Has is seen snow?

The best snow vehicle in the history of snow vehicles was the 71-76 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. 500 cubic inch motor sitting on top of front wheel drive. Unstoppable, as long as you break very early to compensate for the weight. And convertible so the monster trucks and suv’s can fully appreciate your scornful…

If your offer’s good....I’ll take your cash for 50% of the price. Just let me know. And I’ll drive it like I stole it....or at least half of it.

I’m pretty sure child pornography is third. Ask interpol.

Spoken like a guy who’s never had a shovel in his hand. How many minutes, much less hours, do you think you can shovel, tough guy?

This might be the gayest thing I’ve ever read. Your DI should be embarrassed.

50 hours. By myself. Carmel to Virginia Beach, in a ‘71 Eldo Convertible. Beat that one!

This should be over in a month. VW should recall every effected model to the dealership, run the VIN, figure out what was paid for the vehicle, issue a voucher for that amount on the spot, and take title to the car. If you don’t want another VW or Audi, sell the voucher. VW can fix them or destroy them or make the…