That’s funny. I only call my son “buddy” when he’s in deep shit for something.

I elected to have a c-section for my second. It was a much easier, less painful recovery that the first (episiotomy and forceps). 

After laboring for 23 hours I had an episiotomy and forceps delivery with my first. My epidural had worn off at that point (they shut it off so I could feel when to push). My second child was an elective c-section. The c-section recover was easier and less painful. 

I mean, are you serious with this comment telling people to move to fly-over states? Do you not know how ridiculous you sound?

The difference (and I’m not condoning the practice) is that at least a new wing, library, or athletic center benefits people other than your own child. 

No, you really can’t just stop doing ALL the parenting if your spouse doesn’t pitch in because that’s very detrimental to your children. I’m not even sure what that would look like... The kids put themselves to bed? They don’t get homework help? Dinner only every other night? Let the baby cry because you got up last…

HAHAHAHAHAH! You think the electorate has changed?! Really? LOOK WHO IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 

I teach PreK. The amount of shit I get from mothers when I tell them that Tommy was in a time-out today because he wouldn’t stop hitting the other children is insane. 

Nevermind

Bethlehem PA, and the Lehigh Valley at large, is a huge college area (Moravian, Lafayette, Cedar Crest, Muhlenberg, DeSales, etc.) I’m guessing they’ll be plenty of college kids there. 

You all realize that by keeping this up we’re going to end up with four more years of Trump, right?

That’s really fucked up. I’m sorry you had to experience that. 

I would like to beg my fellow parents out there to stop allowing their children to watch YouTube and YouTube kids.

Overnight we froze two bowls of cereal with milk and then called the kids down to breakfast. It was a good April Fool’s day prank because NO ONE ENDED UP IN TEARS. 

Yup. And what I don’t think most of these women realize is that you can have kids AND opt out of this bullshit. I have two kids of my own and the people who turn parenting into a competition have no place in my life. 

Because those teenagers have no fucking idea how the world works and no idea what it takes to actually pass legislation to help mitigate the effects of climate change. Surprise! It’s harder than a tweet.

Maybe get the huge chip off your shoulder and recognize that people can spend their money however they see fit and if that means they want to throw a huge party for all their family and friends so be it. It doesn’t affect your life whatsoever and it brings joy to theirs. 

You need to seriously ask yourself if this man didn’t make music, if he was a sanitation worker who filled his home with toys and games and movies and candy and actively pursued children to come into his home, to sleep in his bed, to go on vacation with him wherein they shared a room alone, would you be half as…

Google infant circumcision videos, then turn the volume up. That did it for me.  

OMG, please STOP ALLOWING YOUR CHILDREN TO WATCH YOU TUBE. There is a plethora of quality, educational programming available for young children. Download the PBS kids app. YouTube is a rotting cesspool of garbage and you shouldn’t expose your children to it.