In the movies, OCP created Robocop to keep the underclass down so they could take over and remake the city in their own image. Murphy's personality re-emerged as the story developed and he rebelled against his masters by the end. I think it's overall a positive message, albeit one wrapped in dark satire and…

The doors in action:

Yes, but this is Jalopnik, and that is wagon.

I had a Pontiac Sunfire from that era, the only problem it ever had was a cracked head gasket that was surprisingly cheap to fix. The Mazda 3 I replaced it with had way more problems over its lifetime. The Sunfire wasn't a "nice" car by any means, but it was reliable basic transportation.

There was a movie from around that time period about this sort of thing called "Shopping" starring a young Jude Law. The car in the film was a BMW M3 though, still cool but not quite as interesting.

Her?

I call shenanigans! The disembodied voice is heard yelling "This way Clarence!" before the father crashes into a sign, yet at the beginning of the ad, he refers to his son as "Biff Jr.", thus implying that his name is Biff! Do these advertising executives not care about continuity at all? What a bunch of JERKS!

Rented one of these things for a family trip; fit me, my wife, her parents, 2 dogs, and a ton of luggage quite comfortably.

Ah yes, I love spending time down at the old Tavern-Type Inn Bar Grill Lounge Pub Saloon! (grove)

Am I the only one who thought the Commander was actually a really good looking vehicle? They were a little too low to the ground and luxury-carish, but I've seen a few given the Landrover treatment with a lift kit and a snorkel and they looked damn good.

Bloody 'ell Bols! I'm not driving any nancy-pantsy United loving poofter hybrid! Now fire up the real Quattro...

Cool thanks.... Clayfoot?

What are those blue vans with the white tops? Taxis?

Way to read the article dude!

I'll admit the concept was cool- "all wheel drive convertible sports car crossover utility vehicle", but when I say those words I picture something like a drop-top Rally Fighter, not.... well, not this thing.

Hit it.

Slab Bulkhead! Fridge Largemeat! Punt Speedchunk! Brick Hardpec! Big McLargehuge!

Wow, fully equipped with battle rifles straight outta Halo! Sweet!

Oh man, I suddenly remember the ability to switch between rubber and foam tires on these.

As opposed to a real type of wizard?