You need to sleep with one eye open from now on. That cat’s definitely gonna try and kill you in your sleep for posting that pic.

Here’s a brain cleanser

Nah. It means Donald unbuttoned the top five buttons of his shirt and smeared his own ballsweat on his leathery chest.

One of two things needs to happen in the world of paid athletes (and I’m counting professional, major/minor league, as well as the olympics here).

a) Just say fuck it, and let these performers put any substance they want into their bodies. Level the playing field, as it were, between the super rich (the Armstrong’s…

Now he’ll have to make the Trek to get a new bike.

He’s wheelie,wheelie mad.

He thinks he’s so specialized.

That derailed quickly.

Without his bike, it will be a Giant Trek to the starting line.  

this just perpetuates a vicious cycle.

He got all huffy.

As Rachel Green’s mother Marlo Thomas once said “Once a cheater, always a cheater.” Jen will take the high road, but in private I hope she drinks champagne all day and ignores her phone except to laugh at Courtney’s texts.

I’m tickled. Not for their children, but fuck Angelina. Brad, too. No sympathy for them as a couple.

A+ gif usage.

This comment is a hare’s breath away from being too much.

You’re really shelling it out today!

I don’t mean to be calloused, but he could use a little lotion.

and he used to be so shy! so happy to see he’s started to come out of his shell.

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.