I mean, I don’t know from personal experience that bloody diarrhea isn’t fun, but I have a suspicion it’s not.

Not to mention, cake batter, cupcake batter, donut dough. . . .

Americans are so cute ;)

I wonder if its the opposite of dry aging a steak?

I seriously laughed out loud at this....hahahahahah

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

Right? The FDA can kiss my ass.

Brownie batter (or cake batter for that matter) is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

Seriously though, why does baking remove the deliciousness?

hey FDA- FUCK YOU. i’ve eaten about 1,00,000 pounds of raw cookie dough and i’m still standing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

I wish I could upvote you one million times for this.

Thanks for writing this Jia, it was emotionally taxing just to read. I think everyone should read something like this, get some perspective.