My first thought was My Name is Earl (or Mallrats) Jason Lee?

Yeah, George thinks his wife’s boss is crazy...

I think you’re right about everything except this particular interview. Because in this particular interview, we’re all laughing at this stupid motherfucker for trying to cry his way outta this shit. And applauding Gayle for not giving him any applause for his acting performance.

Satan: “Goddamn, y’all makin’ it too hot even for me!”

There is not a single man or woman amongst this administration whose hand isn’t 1.) out waiting for someone to drop something into it or 2.) grabbing the pussy.

‘Shirley wouldn’t like being called a “jazz musician.”’

I just glimpse him at a community meeting here in Cleveland and my blood pressure starts to rise.

Sarah Koenig interviewed him on the last episode of Serial season 3 and this guy is quite possibly THE most virulently racist people I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening to. He's a fucking sociopath.

So. Edgy. 

People who think drinking black coffee is a sign of superiority are the weirdest.

My main gripe from my past life as a barista is when people would ask for/demand a flavor of syrup we didn’t have (usually French Vanilla, thanks Tim Hortons), or shoot off something like “double-double” (thanks again, Tim Hortons) and get immediately irritated when we would try to confirm what they wanted...

Midwest farmers are the definition of “cut everybody’s handouts but mine”

People told her about it in 2013. She said that she felt people were writing untrue things about him. She basically called all those women liars despite a lot of evidence. And even worse she is using her own trauma (which I am sorry she went through) to deflect that she called those women liars. It isn’t just that she…

yet another display of “Yay Progressive Whites!” with the subsequent back-patting for calling out an obviously grotesque moment in American history on national television, yet doing nothing else about its historical effects on the community today.

Co-signed for any Ultimate Warrior interview, too.

Watch literally any interview he did with Randy Savage and marvel at the fact that not only did he never break, he kept the interview from devolving into utter insanity. Rest in peace, an absolute legend. 

I say this completely without irony - Mean Gene and Macho Man Randy Savage were one of the greatest all-time comedy duos.

Can we add in the IT department? Because a month of fucked-up Kinja is 30 days past the point where you sack the fuckers and hire someone who can fix shit!

I’m trying to find the lie but having trouble....

Jezebel. Splinter.