LIE.

Unfortunately it’s an unavoidable byproduct of this story.

As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!

Why? People do it all the time. I have been in relationships where we where abstinent for a very long time. My last boyfriend and I decided in the last year of our relationship to be abstinent for an entire year. We didn’t do anything sexual but kiss. It can be done. These two looked incredibly in love and I’m sure it…

Her ex is a shithead, that isn’t her fault.

what the fuck are Ward and Fitz doing

Never forget that Michele Bachmann was Gretchen Carlson’s childhood babysitter. That woman has been through it ALL.

Kardashians, ranked:

And it’s slightly *gasp* aging.

Can we give Kourtney some kind of award for being to only one to hold onto what appears to be the face she was born with?

Well, the other thing is that the owner of this business is vehemently denying what is being alleged, rather than boasting to the press that Jesus told him to kick out the would-be patrons...

oh yes. i was in denial about needing to be on meds. like years and years of denial. i didn’t realize how bad i felt until i felt better. poor mr pooslie, dealt with my full blown toddler meltdowns like a champ.

thanks Lexapro!

There is big difference between indirectly causing someone to commit suicide because you left them and literally encouraging someone to kill themselves and you know that. The situation is not remotely comparable. Just because this is Jezebel doesn’t mean you have to twist this into a men vs women thing.

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

That’s how I felt a few weeks ago at Weezer/Panic at the Disco. Apparently Panic’s fanbase I’d all 15 year-olds and I was like you people were toddlers when this song came out, HOW ARE YOU FANS OF THIS BAND????? It’s not like they’re some great band that has stood the test of time. That I could understand.

hmm there is something about them that just seems... underprepared? Like their movements don’t work together they work against each other, they compete too much almost and it’s distracting. The one thing that I loved about Destinies Child was that they really worked as a group and their dance moves were ON POINT as…

half the kids in that audience were not alive when these songs came out. stop singing along like you discovered.

Remember how quickly the white Hollywood people turned on Bill Cosby? People must have known about it for years, but as soon as he got "caught" by the public at large, they ripped him apart.

I think she meant house negro which is pretty hilarious considering. “Plantation slave” isn’t a term but, honestly, I’m not sure what the fuck she is even trying to say.