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a lapse in judgment.

Whenever I’m picking up soap or deodorant for Mr Tots, I just get the one with the dumbest name. He’s currently using a body soap that’s “Swaggy” scented.

My sons all use Axe and the names on their body wash and shampoo are straight-up nuts. It’s like a collection of XBox Live usernames.

My reaction to your comment as it went through my head.

I just have my wife hose me down in the backyard once a week, so this has not been an issue.

She’s not only a giant, she has the nerve to be a Black giant. A Black giant who isn’t even a model and isn’t even light-skinned. Just who does she think she is, expecting to wear dressy clothing and have a few designers respond favorably to the idea of dressing her!

I’m so happy for Jessica. This is huge for both her as well as Comedy Central-which historically doesn’t offer much programming where the lead is a Black woman. Hopefully this will open up a lot of new opportunities for talented comedians of color (Holly Walker, ahem) on the network.

So the article is literally all about the racial disparity in arrests for underage consumption, though? Let’s review:

Most of these cases are complaint-driven.

Well weed might be legal, but being brown/black still isn’t.

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.

On a serious note, didn’t dany send some guys in there to feed them and they got ate. Just saying....

I don’t care what people say about Jaleel White, that is some hell’a acting. You try to do that in a mirror!

So long, and thanks for all the fish, Evernote.

Oliver is awesome, but his show went in a different direction. It’s more like the Daily Show mixed with 60 Minutes. I mean who is going to do an entire program on oil shale injuries in North Dakota and make it both funny and educational.

My guess is that only a Targaryen can control a dragon. So that will prove Jon’s parentage. Now, who could control the third one?...

Ehh seems more like the inheritor is John Oliver. Hell he proved to be even a better host of the daily show than Stewart.

Isn’t Danerys Jon’s auntie?

“My third biggest fear: He brings home a whore and says, ‘We’re married!’ Oh, and the whore has bangs.”

I will never understand why Tyga, the adult who left his fiancée and child for another child gets invited to vacays and whatnot while Black Chyna is the evil villain for hooking up with Rob.