I’m so happy for Jessica. This is huge for both her as well as Comedy Central-which historically doesn’t offer much programming where the lead is a Black woman. Hopefully this will open up a lot of new opportunities for talented comedians of color (Holly Walker, ahem) on the network.

So the article is literally all about the racial disparity in arrests for underage consumption, though? Let’s review:

Most of these cases are complaint-driven.

Well weed might be legal, but being brown/black still isn’t.

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.

So long, and thanks for all the fish, Evernote.

Oliver is awesome, but his show went in a different direction. It’s more like the Daily Show mixed with 60 Minutes. I mean who is going to do an entire program on oil shale injuries in North Dakota and make it both funny and educational.

Ehh seems more like the inheritor is John Oliver. Hell he proved to be even a better host of the daily show than Stewart.

“My third biggest fear: He brings home a whore and says, ‘We’re married!’ Oh, and the whore has bangs.”

I will never understand why Tyga, the adult who left his fiancée and child for another child gets invited to vacays and whatnot while Black Chyna is the evil villain for hooking up with Rob.

So true. And Michelle Obama tries to pick the most neutral causes to support as First Lady, most likely in order to avoid more claims that she was a Black Panther Feminazi, and the Right still gets into a lather about her opposition to childhood obesity. Like what the genuine fuck? No way that outrage would have…

You ever hear of the saying “you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

It’s more like “We’re not racist, we just think that there are a few ‘good’ brown people that can stay, and a lot of ‘bad’ brown people that need to be kicked out! Since we like some of them, we can’t be racist because racists dislike all of them!”

“We’re not racist, we just want brown people to either die or be somewhere where we never have to know they exist. We’re also not bigots just because we feel the same about everyone who isn’t cis or straight. We simply choose to not recognize the meanings of words. If you try to impose reality on us, you’ll be…

Like, really Brewer? You are so often in a situation where someone is calling you a racist and bigot and it’s THEIR issue, not yours?

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”

True. And of course there are all the people who are all like “Poor Justin! Damned if you do, damned if you don’t! He’s right, though. We really are all the same. One world. One love. Kumbaya m’lord. I have no idea what the content of Jesse’s speech actually was, but here is a random 10-point list for why I think…

“If you have critique for the resistance, of our resistance, then you better have an established record of critique of our oppression,” he says. “If you have no interest in equal rights for black people, then do not make suggestions for those who do. Sit down.”

Oh Justin you sweet naive summer child...you done fucked up! That’s first tweet was fine but damn if you didn’t put your foot in your mouth with that second one and black twitter came for that ass accordingly

I vote worse