Yeah just read more about the case and apparently the same couple was accused of robbing the store of $18k a few months prior, and Cervantez lost her job at after that, so do with that what you will.

Not just a male partner, but black male. Get the right jury and the Pretty White Girl Forced Into Crime By Menacing Black Boyfriend defense just might work or at least get her a better deal.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

I think I’m gonna fake my death and go off the grid and find a cave in which to dwell with other like-minded souls. Join me.

Blackjack players call a hard 17 the mother-in-law.

Just be yourself and wear a light facade of politeness. This is your SO’s problem.

I just feel like anything anyone says about this in the comments is going to be wrong. There is no good way to comment on this article.

I can’t blame them, I’m sure I’d feel exactly the same way.

Fair call. Jack Sparrow is way smarter than Depp.

Even at his drunkest, Captain Jack would have gotten a damn prenup. The man was always one step ahead.

It always bugs me when characters in movies hang all over the toilet when they’re sick. Who has the time to do a deep clean of the toilet before barfing? I can’t be the weird one here...

YES. I was an inveterate indoor kid but my SO is an eagle scout who got me really into backpacking and camping as an adult. THE FIRST thing he taught me was “take nothing but photographs, leave nothing behind but footprints.” We pack out our own trash AND will pick up trash we see and pack it out with us. Who are…

Isn’t kinda disrespectful for a judge to address lawyers by their first names rather than Counselor? This is clearly not a friendly working relationship, so seems like a breach of ettiquette on his part. True, or nah?

I didn't want to go there, but goddamn. This was the first thing I thought of. He's acting like a fucking troll too though, so I don't feel bad.

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process…

I know that maybe this is different because I am not Kate Middleton (or am I?), but I literally wear the same 4 things in rotation pretty much. I don’t know who they are trying to shame with outfit repeating, but I can’t imagine living a life where you only wear a piece of clothing once.

Yep. I’m 31 and consider myself the oldest side of the millenials, because social media/internet was a huge part of my coming of age years. Got dialup when I was 14. I know that remembering dialup makes me a relative old-timer, but my young adulthood was also dramatically influenced and shaped by the dawning of…

I’m 35 and sometimes get lumped in (when they say “born in 1980 or later”) and I just don’t see it either. I think a big distinction is growing up pre-internet/ post-internet.

When I close my eyes and picture the type of person who works in an artisanal bakery, he is exactly what I see.