YES! And you know if she’d said this, it would’ve gotten progressively louder by the end, just before a flat “Ass” to finish it off.

I see what you did there.

I was driving along my morning commute and flipping through stations when Steve Harvey’s morning show came on. I caught a snippet of him saying that he was going to “keep fighting the good fight” and it took everything in me not to bash the console with my coffee tumbler. I’m not sure if he was referring to the Asian…

All I see are bead kits sold at AC Moore and Michael’s being decked out in this font. Lots of how-to craft kits for kids.

It’s a sickeningly popular calligraphy & lettering style used by the journaling community. Mommy groups do indeed get decals of it everywhere to quote everything. If you want to get in on it, it’s here on Amazon (heh). There’s way more books, but this is the first one that comes to mind.

Don’t forget the condiment station. Nothing sweetens a deli tray like tubs of ketchup & mustard.

Fountain pens forever! It’s not about pens being terrible so much as it is finding the best pen for your writing style.

Wuthering Heights was when I took notice for real. Sweet Jesus, Catherine, you were lucky.

*yarmulke.

No apostrophe necessary. Just put “Mormons”.

“lose” work.

“their” job, not “they are” job.

Alisyn Camerota is dense in a way that in unbelievable given her occupation & on which channel her show can be found. It is not as if she is a morning anchor on GMA or Today where they expect a level of fluff. Even still, the save the fluff for the appropriate moment.

There is no way that Woody Allen contributed any DNA. That is all Frank, especially in the eyes.

I’m Christian and there’s no way that I can wrap my head around how someone can think that Breitbart is a reputable news source. It’s barely more than an Internet cesspool.