Da f**k kinda mess....

I don’t.

Of all of the names, this made me laugh so hard. I guffawed.

That was a rare moment for Aretha in the later years. There is a distinct difference between young and old Aretha where one can hear ALL OF THE YEARS in her voice. Not to say that there’s no difference in Patti’s voice, but it is not as severe as Aretha’s.

Whether as extravagant as Kim and Kanye’s or as simple as the bride and groom walking down the aisle in their gym clothes while holding bags from Whole Foods, this will be the wedding of the year...if it actually happens.

Thank you. I looked at that photo and there’s no way that her curves are because of an enhancement cream.

Now that you mention it, Gretchen Carlson seems to have faded out of the foreground and closer to the pool of flesh-eating scarabs they have set aside for those with decreasing skin elasticity.

I did this as soon as I read the headline.

He is wearing a denim chef’s jacket. Sweet mother in heaven.

WHAT THE F**K?!?

I want to find out what happened, but can’t bring myself to watch more. I don’t want to read summaries of each episode, either. What to do, what to do.

I once did the “whoo whoo” arm thing at work. Only one other person got it and did it. The other people asked, after we said it was from the Arsenio Hall show, “Who’s Arsiminus Smalls?”

He plays a character (Toby, I think) on Pretty Little Liars, the show about the friends who want to find out who killed their bitchy friend. I never made it past a few seasons; the amount of belief I had to suspend rose to a level I could not meet.

I didn’t know that it existed, either! Someone posted a clip on Twitter and I had to find and post the whole video. Nothing but smiles and tears the entire time.

Natalie & Whitney. Sweet Jesus.