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Can we call a moratorium on posing with hand(s) on pregnant belly? I call them the “Price is Right” hands. It looks like the woman (or partner, if they’re involved in the photo) is displaying some secret prize. Is it a motor scooter? A new dinette set? Or...

That is not to say that they wouldn’t have been able to come up with that.

Oof.

This is going to bug me now. I will find out what movie this was, damnit.

Google only got me Before the Border, Race to Freedom, and the clip from Real Housewives of Atlanta when Porsha thought there were actual trains.

Don’t you love when what you’re reading changes what you’re typing? Seriously, I imagined some high-speed line with Harriet Tubman freeing folk & conducting the hell out of that train like a bawse!

Railway or railroad? All I can imagine is a subterranean el train. I know that my ancestors wanted freedom, but an underground railway sounds like some top-class structural engineering right there.

This just makes me understand how much I’d love to see an entertainment commentary show hosted by Tim Gunn and Patti LaBelle. The level of polite bluntness and wig-snatching would be amazing.

I know! He’s one of the actors for whom I get excited when I see them in a project, like, “Aww! You’re working again and it’s something good. That’s nice!” Harry Lennix and David Strathairn are both on that list.

Matthew Lillard. Except Matthew Lillard looks way better than that cop. He was in FX’s version of The Bridge and wasn’t bad. I read an interview he did and he seems down to earth. (and why is the pic so big?!? sorry.)

Tell it!

I’ve watched that movie like 4 times and have not made it to the end once. I don’t know what it is, but I just can’t focus after a certain point. Maybe it’s too pretty.

I always wonder how a Black person can work for Fox news for any amount of time. Like, how many nights do they go home and repeat in the car, “It’s just a paycheck”? There’s no way I’d make it. Every lunch break would be spent singing Negro spirituals in the bathroom stall with a King James bible opened to Psalm 23 in

As soon as I read this:

This is.....ugh. Where to start? I grew up in a super-religious home and I get that way of thinking, but no longer accept it. I still consider myself a Christian, but refuse to raise my kids in the same boundary-disrespecting manner that I was.

I’m trying to not get #notallchristianwomen, but wtf. Saying that she’s

It was my first thought. Stay classy, Rosie.

Um your screenname. ;)

Seriously! My face when i read that...

Someone made this?!?