If a slightly-to-moderately popular band gets more famous I’ll have a story. A pending sexual investment, if you will.

Most plausible: John Mayer, Bieber fans saying the girl who fucked him should go to jail for telling her friends about it.

I’m pretty sure he didn’t make it but just licensed it and cashing from it which I consider a dick move but also a very smart one. Like a real troll.

Swear the guys at Rockstar are just magnificent sons of bitches

Interesting to see "religion" and "accomplishing" in the same sentence.

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.

We need this is take out that crazy Haqqani guy on 'Homeland.'

1 hit wonder?

Interesting range in musical taste to say the least.

I saw Disturbed at Ozzfest in 2000 in Camden. NJ. They were one of the first bands of the day to play. They had all sorts of technical difficulties. Their setlist got cut short and they only played 2 songs- "Down with the Sickness" and "Stupify".

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Maybe he should get the words tattooed on his neck?