I’ve now decided that your last names are “Blow” and “Job,” and nothing will convince me otherwise.

Where is he buried, because I would put flowers on his grave every week just for that.

Huh, and here I thought I moved to LA because I work in TV (writing side, not production side) and, you know, I *had* to. Then again, I was never a New Yorker, and am therefore not the subject of the article.