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the very best, after my dog, of course, who is temperamentally the opposite of a therapy dog but somehow still very soothing, at least to me

Mope Diamond

Can some rogue but nice scientist get on creating the North American House Hippo and the Pygmy Lap Giraffe? Please?

Also, the way that hippos mark their territory on land is to wag their tails rapidly while defecating, thus spraying poop everywhere. That’s so gross it’s beautiful.

She is very cute for a danger water cow.

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I found this video of her swimming very soothing

right now i am getting life from java the corgi, a soft-coated corgi therapy dog on instagram

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I’m going to one-up you on the cute RIGHT HERE

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

...I see the film will be about as subtle as a brick to the head.

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

Trump supporters are profoundly stupid people. Now that’s the 800-lb un-PC gorilla in the room. Tell them that and watch them gnash their teeth and talk about their fucking college degrees like that somehow makes them smart.

HOW DID ANYONE LISTEN TO THIS MAN SPEAK AND THINK, “YES THAT IS WHO I’D LIKE TO REPRESENT ME?”