Part of a job I used to have was ruling on appeals that people would send in about decisions my company made. This one law firm could never just write an appeal, they had to denigrate my company, my group, and me before actually getting to the appeal (which usually didn’t need to be written; they were running up their…

And they call us snowflakes?

No takers. That or he has a rapey teenage grandson.

5 gets ya 10 that Your Honor here has a similar story in his past.

FYI, even normies do the dollar bills dance. Also the Cha Cha slide at Black weddings is life.

I lost my appetite for a great deal of reality TV when VH1 had to cancel all its dating shows in 2009 because a finalist/likely-winner kidnapped and murdered his ex-wife while the show was still airing. I really thought that all the reality-show execs, across all stations, would have committed to better background…

It depends on the state- also the tax write off (1) often isn’t more than the standard deduction and (2) isn’t anywhere close to $400. And it depends on the school- more affluent schools give teachers more funds to stock their classrooms and are less likely to run out of things like printer paper or paper towels.…

Whenever I’m setting the mood for romance, leaving the refrigerator door open is my go to move.

There’s something I really, really dislike about Jada- I’ve never been able to nail it down to anything factual. Just a feeling. I’ve never liked her. 

rubbernecking

I turn 50 this year, and remember two cases of dangerous malfunctions on permanent installation rides while I was on them (an Enterprise where the safety cage opened while we were vertical [though I was still held into place by centripetal force], and a race-style there and back again wooden coaster where the safety…

It has been a minute and a half since I had a snackwells, and I can practically taste them. And feel them. That very, very odd texture they had. 

Canada seems like the go-to spot for finding discontinued yummies.

I still make “suicides” as we called them then.  (Horrible name.)  I mix all sodas in a fountain in one cup, provided there’s a strawberry soda option and some sort of Dr. Pepper-ish kind.  It’s so sugary but reminds me so much of childhood that I can’t resist the occasional one.  But yeah, we need a better name.

For me it was the Snackwell’s Brownie (RIP). A co-worker and I tried everything in our power to lobby the company to even just explain why they were discontinued but got nothing. A guy I knew at the grocery store admitted that they would sell out immediately. Friends, they were fantastic fresh as well as stale. They…

And he was an asshole to the women in his life. 

He gets flak because he doesn’t have the art school pedigree I suppose. I think they’re great and he’s got a nice style going. Modern art sucks anyways, you either make one thing really really large, or a bunch of things really really small. That and make it look like graffiti or a Blythe doll drawn by a 5 year old.

Trust me, a lot of women on Twitter are responding to this piece and identifying as the tattoo boyfriend so you’re not alone lol!

I personally would’ve gotten quite a chuckle out of it if Captain America had face tats and piercings to rival Takeshi sixnine.

I grew up in the skater/punk scene of the 90s, and this was the norm. All of my skater guy friends were after the hot, normal girls. Honestly, it seemed like mutual, sexual attraction for people from different worlds to hook up. I ended up marrying a normal guy, and I’m covered in tattoos. He definitely thought he was…