All three of us clearly heard someone sneeze a few feet away from us.

Don’t forget Kid Rock! He writes music for people who know how much they can get for the stolen catalytic convertor they have. 

Kanye has well-documented mental health issues. While they may have exacerbated his antisemitic views, they are not the source of them nor an excuse for them.

The Christmas flashback episode was EPIC! Jamie Lee Curtis should win an Emmy. But the whole season is awesome.

“How can you have multiple professionals all under oath give you factual statements and medical histories, and a Judge can just dismiss it?”

At least he didn’t ask her to take the name “Gaines”, I don’t think she would want to have to go all emo style.

i prefer people to be real and just straight up call someone a piece of shit if that’s what they’re being. cosmetic surgeons are constantly doing this online to famous people and they’re so often wrong. i guess that’s the influencer part, they know they’re full of shit but that idiots will buy what they’re saying.

one…

It’s giving peak poor-man's-idea-of-a-rich-man.

Gozer the gozerian

‘human chain wallet’  destroyed me.  I’m dead now.  Thank you for that.  

“Hey, we didn’t go all the way OK? There was a rubber in between us the whole time!” - That guy probably.

I immediately Googled Mr. Archambault, and, as I expected, the dude looks like the washed up frontman for a mid-00s nü-metal band. The man is a human chain wallet; he is the embodiment of the metaphysical essence of frosted tips.

“Pretty” faithful - so not “entirely,” then. 

Boebert is *exactly* the type of person you sort of knew in high school who you *have* to stay Facebook friends with because she’s nonstop drama, fights, 911 calls, text screenshots, etc.

Sue everybody remotely involved. Sue the state, sue the hospitals, sue the doctors.

The further he doubles down on that, the happier I get. Say what you want about Disney’s rapacious ethos and litigious mindset, they definitely hire the best people to execute it. Even morons know at this point that you don’t fuck with the Disney legal team. Everyone seems to know it, in fact, except Ron. Keep going,…

There are 13 circuit courts of appeals, and 9 supremes over them. Getting one Supreme per circuit makes sense.

The headline and tone of this post feels off. You don’t conceive well into your forties without either a) having a history of super fertility, like my great grandmother who had the last of her seven children at age 45 or b) having money and access to reproductive technologies, like my sister who carried her first…

Conceived how? If these 45+ women are using donor eggs and IVF to get pregnant, well great for them! But that doesn’t mean that the average women will be able to follow suit. Fertility isn’t quite the sudden and quick dropoff that many think it is, but it does diminish over time. Freezing your eggs when you’re younger…

I can’t afford housing