He admitted to sexually assaulting women. One chamber has impeached him.

I worked in Financial Aid for years. I can confirm...we once had some flexibility (not in the Lori Loughlin way, but for genuinely good deeds). This is amazing, though.

OMG, my walls were covered with the Coreys and I watched everything they were in. I still re-watch Dream a Little Dream and force my partner to watch with me. I hope he finds his way because right now he is drowning, and it is hard to watch. 

I grew up in the 80s. The double-Corey were huge part of my wall mural made of Tiger Beat pics. I would watch any movie based on Corey Feldman’s appearance in it. So many years later, I watched him in Surreal Life. It was clear to me then that he’s got issues.

Since then, every Corey Feldman appearance / interview I’m…

I work in a public library too, and a couple weeks ago a customer tried to hand one of my coworkers a bag full of vomit over the reference desk...
She “didn’t want it to make the study room smell.”

I worked in an inner city ICU for a year.

Oh dear, I worked in the public library. Definitely the most germ ridden place on earth. The books probably aren't too bad (or maybe they are) but the public computers. One day during a particularly active cold and flu season (might've been the swine flu year?) a customer we all know (because she's crazy) comes in…

As someone who works in healthcare, I’m not even going to enter because that would be unfair to everyone else.....let’s just say one of the worst instances involved maggots.

Oh man, any kid of a Hot Pockets heiress should get accepted to any school in America just on the promise of unlimited Hot Pockets for all present and future roommates!

One of the great brainwashing successes in modern history is how far right media has convinced large swathes of the country that those evil brown people are coming for their small towns, like anybody would give half a shit about rundown small towns in the middle of nowhere. Besides, basic economics and the opioid…

This’ll make me look terrible but I um... am the target market for luxury hotels. We stay at very nice hotels and pay full price, unless redeeming Marriott points. Anyone who is fortunate enough to be able to book these places will tell you we actively avoid influencer hotspots. If influencers gloam on to whatever…

As a Jew I’m really not sure how I feel about this show. (I have watched the first episode and three quarters of the second).

Nail polish! The worst!!! I am a teacher, so I put on my best teacher voice and say, “Put it away,” in the “if you don’t put it away right now, hell will rain down with a thousand detentions and lonely lunches.” It works because they always put it away but seriously who thinks any of those things are okay?!

I once read a very funny parody advice column called something like, “Air Travel Etiquette for the Internet Age.” It posits that your seatmate is streaming porn and offers conversational gambits.

You win and I saw someone die on a plane once.

I travel at least three weeks out of the month or work. I have seen things that make me hate people. (That coupled with people actually voted for Trump, make it difficult to leave my house if I don’t have too)

“Influencers”, or “asswipes” as I like to call them, are the next generation “door to door” salespeople. Nothing more. 

Because Jezebel likes to do the bare minimum when it comes to Swift, here is the story.  

I’ve stopped reading the comments as well but my boss says it’s an “Annual Performance Review” and that I need to sign it. Whatever Boomer, I'm still not reading it.