Next up, in the 207-God’s American History of Liberty course, he’ll learn how the evil Mexicans attacked, unprovoked, and Jesus descended from a cloud of magic dust and red, white, and blue fire wrapped only in the flag to win the Mexican-American war. “...and that’s how God made Texas.”

Haha. That is an extremely good point! 

So...what you're saying is, you once got a handjob from Jesus?

I don’t know why you’re mystified at the inclusion of graham crackers in the dish. Breadcrumbs are a common binder in beef/pork meatballs; it just happens that the slightly sweet and nutty graham crackers play off the ham in the meatball better than panko or saltines.

Sorry, I don’t think we should eat ham balls. Without ham balls, there won’t be any hamlets and that will ruin the British tourist trade. On the other hand, we won’t have to hear any more about some whining Danish prince. Hmm... Now that I think about it, maybe Ham Balls are ok.

I didn’t watch Bourdain cuz food is just kind of a necessity for me, but I’m familiar with what he was doing, and I really feel like this could be an amazing show. There are so many cultures in the world with their own histories wrapped up in their dress. I would definitely watch.