probably not, due to his big fat body. he’s so fat that he’s unable to stand up due to how huge he is. don’t mean to offend.

I would’ve bet on Infinite Jest. Different bars, I guess.

“Love this mural. That still hangs in the Kansas state capitol! Amazing.”

the goths are truly immortal

Bring back fat kickers.

Well, field, at any rate.

Glad you’re at Deadspin now, Ashley! Now, give us a story on second division Italian football, bad Russian drivers, or Bears.

Same. Reminds me of when my Catholic and very Mexican aunt saw the manual for Diablo II sitting by my computer. That was a shit storm.

whats wrong is that feminazis got their king joffrey kicked off of twitter and now they are throwing a temper tantrum that ruins lives

Wall: Sometimes I’ll just walk up to him and show him a picture of my house, which is filled with basketballs. Basketballs I may never ever pass to him.

I love Jericho. Comes from my hometown, actually. And I’m sure he knows his way around a fight.

Don’t forget Jericho threatening Brock that he’s gonna get....

“You’ve pissed me off Brock, now you’re going to get it!”

Luke, give me your Blackberry.

Luke, I’m your fatherberry.

I’m not going to watch that video because just the thought of it makes me sick.

Some consider it an honor to die by fireman’s harikari.

The racewalk looks like the lamest event in the history of athletics, but it’s so damn TERRIBLE. We had a 1600m racewalk in high school; I saw the current state record set my senior year at states...with 6:01. Walking a mile in 6 minutes! When those guys finished, they all looked like they wanted to die. I can’t…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

BRA71L - Never forget.