...who showed shades of Carl Everett...

If General William Tecumseh Sherman would have done a better job, we wouldn’t have to witness this yearly March to Seven and Nine.

Roy Jones Jr. agrees.

One of my favorite Nightly Show moments was when Larry invited Evan Young to deliver his valedictorian speech on the air after his school refused to let him speak, because he was using the opportunity to come out.

“It’s all Jurgen’s fault.” - Abby Wambach

The older I get the, the more I disconnect myself with other “gamers.” I just don't understand this mindset, ****ing nut jobs.

That poor man lost a personal friend between GameStop visits.

The brothers say they are really gonna party when they find a bar willing to accept giant silver coins.

But there’s no evidence to suggest ... Lewis [was] doping, other than very low levels of stimulants in Lewis’s system

Remember when these “best soccer players in the world” were taking to twitter to take enjoyment out of the men getting humiliated by Argentina in the Copa?

I ran through college, started cycling, and now do triathlons. I became even more insufferable when I did an ironman this year. Fortunately I am not the worst, just almost the worst. Big props to my HS friends who took up crossfit for making me look rational.

A “freelance writer, actor, and filmmaker” rants about the insufferability of CrossFit.

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

I don’t think you hate to keep harping on this at all

My parents explained gayness to me by showing me And the Band Played On. So I learned about Reagan being an asshole to people with AIDS and sometimes men love men and women love women.

Track and Field – Men’s Marathon

You are a goddamn monster.

That is a fucking nightmare.

Holy shit. This isn't like an odd-but-good flavor combo that most people don't know about. This is a horrifying mismatch at the atomic level.

Burn in Hell, Jack Dickey!!!!!!