Not to mention that the cyclops in in the wrong place.

I can't be the only person who thinks that his girlfriend looks rather man-like in that photo.

I'm pretty sure that anyone could have told you that, Giz.

Obviously he's channeling his inner-Bowie.

Basically how I feel about this.

You're going to need a few a those the first day you purchase an ST.

"In this week's edition of Nice Price or Nice Price.."

Someone should throw a new engine in it and leave it looking all nautical-esque.

I've actually had the same thing happen to me, minus the Nyquil. My brother purchased a 1998 Chevrolet Silverado from a small used a car lot and one of the 'detailers' doused the interior in Armor All, including the brake/throttle pedals. I took the truck for a spin later that evening and my foot slipped right off the…

I'm not. I don't like what he does just as much as the next person.

My brother is a 'fracker' in West Texas. He absolutely hates the job and what it does to the earth, but the pay is what keeps him there. Not to mention it could easily get him killed considering the extreme dangers that come with the job.

While it's horrifically disgusting and vomit-worthy, at least a Corsica is finally being put to good use.

It's funny because the Cougar is a mother.

Heinous anus.

I've always considering getting into this business. I grew up watching the Dateline specials where they'd show tests from the IIHS, and it amazed me as a kid. Still does to this day. Just looks like an overall rewarding and fun job, too. Nothing like watching a new car get wrecked after a hard days work.

I still cannot figure out why they decided to badge this car as a Scion. From what I can tell, Scion isn't even going to be around past, say, five years from now. With all the recent model cuts and terrible sales, you'd think Toyota would just badge the car as a Toyota. Certainly would help with their image. Most…

See, this is why I love cosmetologists.

I've used some Adam's products, they're great. Sonax, Meguiar's, and 1Z are also good.

Armor All (or similar). I can't stand the way these products make interiors look, especially considering that they do no good in the long term besides damaging your plastics and vinyl. People purchase this stuff by the loads, too.

I'm hoping to trade-in my Taurus for one of these next year. I checked out a Titanium hatch at the Ford dealer here a while back and it was a lovely car.