More like, "Hey baby."

What's sad is that a majority of the messages were, "oka so y cnat i use wikipedia???? u guys dont evn kno what ur doin here okay just cause wikipeida is free encyclapodia okay UGH!!!!"

It was based off the 9-3 with some minor alterations, so essentially it's just an ugly 9-3.

This is making me incredibly sad right now.

I just did this about a week ago to my aunt and a few other family members. I think I got the message that they love Jesus and Rick Perry.

The old ones look so much more sedate than the new trying-to-be-a-Ranger-Rover-esque models.

That's an Eos, I believe.

What the fuck, seriously? I live in Texas and that stuff is so great. I can't believe they've done this.

Just tried to turn my monitor upside down and dropped it. Thanks Jalop!

Did someone say Barney?

Even though stuff like this is total shit, I get it's what we have to deal with considering it's a free service.

It's really not the same whatsoever if you compare the two. Similar in style, different in appearance.

You guys over in Europe will be getting the same exact car as the Fusion, just with a Mondeo badge. Everything will essentially be the same minus engines, I believe.

Doesn't this share a platform with the Lancer?

I'm really hoping it's the new Cavalier!

Those rear lights fit the car so much better than the clear lenses that Subaru had been using on that generation Imprezza.

Now if we could only do something about that face.

I'm fine with this. I think we all knew that the New Stratos wasn't headed for production anyway.

They were a factory option back in the early-90s. Blame the ecstasy.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was made out of vinyl rather than actual wood.