These always remind me of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I posted about this in Whitenoise nearly three days ago. You guys are slow, haha.

I hate it when trannies blow.

And this is why I'd never purchase a post-2000 BMW.

That poor, poor Impreza..

"but $13 sounds fine to release your stress and get tender steak."

..aliens?

It was already ruined with those horrifyingly gaudy wheels.

Also known as the Herman Cain Mobile Telephone Private Alert System™

Seems better than my current carrier. I'm about to tell them to shut up and let me go.

I'll be honest here, I don't miss '90s GM designs. I still think this is one odd looking vehicle.

*cancels Gowalla account*

I'll take a CSS card, please.

You should really stay off of Jalopnik from this point on. You're not helping yourself.

Introducing the all-new 1984 Chevrolet Corvette.

"Jan 3, 2011 9:00 AM"

That show was literally the most horrifying thing ever when I was kid.

I feel this is appropriate.

Dayum, how many cars are based off the Commodore/Statesmen again?