Beautiful.

Praise Allah.

Tell me we haven't all just been Hooydonked.

It has begun.

This time, baby, he'll beeeeee, Bulleeettt-proooff.

Hearted.

I see what you did there.

Got to love Large Hadron's that create dense, viscous matter.

..is it bad that I may have had an orgasm when I saw this?

What a shitty headline, I'm sorry. If you care about an iPad rather than the significant loss of life due to this horrible incident, then you're a completely terrible human being.

That's seriously amazing.

Riii-cooo-la!

I'm sorry, but Cyndi looks amazing. Love that hair.

I miss the 1980s, man.

You know, maybe I want to see what time it is without constantly pulling out my phone like so many annoying people do.

Can't even begin to tell you how often I've found my phone inside of a beehive. It's kind of scary.

This sounds terrible of me, but I think it would be really funny if somehow Google's servers got hacked and random people started messing with peoples lighting, stereos, etc. from miles away.

I actually quite like this news. What's actually in store, who knows though.

The whole 2012 debacle is now finally starting to make sense. It was the bioengineered salt!

Black Beast?