Hearted.

I see what you did there.

Got to love Large Hadron's that create dense, viscous matter.

..is it bad that I may have had an orgasm when I saw this?

What a shitty headline, I'm sorry. If you care about an iPad rather than the significant loss of life due to this horrible incident, then you're a completely terrible human being.

That's seriously amazing.

Riii-cooo-la!

I'm sorry, but Cyndi looks amazing. Love that hair.

I miss the 1980s, man.

You know, maybe I want to see what time it is without constantly pulling out my phone like so many annoying people do.

Can't even begin to tell you how often I've found my phone inside of a beehive. It's kind of scary.

This sounds terrible of me, but I think it would be really funny if somehow Google's servers got hacked and random people started messing with peoples lighting, stereos, etc. from miles away.

I actually quite like this news. What's actually in store, who knows though.

The whole 2012 debacle is now finally starting to make sense. It was the bioengineered salt!

Black Beast?

…from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.

I feel like a total idiot, but my first thought was that was actually Earth.

The Sony Ericsson T68i runs Android?..

Well I mean, there are probably people who need the robustness of an iMac who also like to have some solid Windows gaming on the side. I imagine people who can afford a Mac can also afford a copy of Windows.