It would be better if it came in gray, like most 1980s cell phones did. Oh, and slightly bigger too.

I love it, to be completely honest. Seems like a solid little vehicle, and the styling is pretty great also.

@AMGkiller: Introducing the all new, redesigned, 2011 Pontiac Aztec.

@The Squalor Also Rises: —NNNOOOOOOOOOO

@liftedngifted1: You pussy.

@liftedngifted1: Give me your goddamn lunch money, right now.

I'd find it funny if some evil villain completely killed the internet. You know, just to see how the world reacts.

Speechless.

@MissBuckyC: Thank you. Fucking thank you.

And to be pulled the Wednesday after due to slow sales.

I want it. All over my body.

@MaNiFeX: What exactly is talent in todays world? Seems like you can do anything and become some sort of pop sensation.

Not only is will.i.am one of the most creative and passionate artists since Mozart, he's got just what Intel needs. These chip manufacturers need to get with the times. I want my Core i7 Super X Bass Pumped Z3 will.i.am Edition right now!

@MaNiFeX: Yeah, but she actually has talent/isn't an idiot.

Looks like one of those knock-off cars you see in the Grand Theft Auto series.

@ZOMBIE SPIEGEL:

@Akio Morita: She's a huge bitch, whoever this "Ashley Madison" is.

@drmrw: My mother just walked in and is about to cut off my 56/k, thanks.

@ttyymmnn: Nothing wrong with it at all! My little Jimmy-Bob did suffer a massive brain injury last season but I'll be getting him back on the field in no time!

@Alternate: No, I meant that your view that the Cruze looked like a "Cavalier in a Cobalt body" was a little far-fetched. Nothing compares to the Cavalier, and never will. It's that bad.