"Fuck you, river."

"Do you have it in white?"

Actually, I think she said "that's not the saying." Alex has confused One Tree Hill with one true love.

Actually, I think she said "that's not the saying." Alex has confused One Tree Hill with one true love.

"We're trying to get one of every color. You know, like a rainbow."

"We're trying to get one of every color. You know, like a rainbow."

"What's Gerald's Game?"

"What's Gerald's Game?"

@avclub-922073b18844540f8fe447c3e93a25b7:disqus As a Jayhawk fan, and KU alumni, and Lawrence resident, I just wanted to say that you (Missouri fans) are terrible. Just terrible. That is all.

@avclub-922073b18844540f8fe447c3e93a25b7:disqus As a Jayhawk fan, and KU alumni, and Lawrence resident, I just wanted to say that you (Missouri fans) are terrible. Just terrible. That is all.

SUSAN Delgado. Turn over your nerd card, you're out of the club.

SUSAN Delgado. Turn over your nerd card, you're out of the club.

I believe it would be "whom he just doesn't have time to visit anymore." Grammar matters, kids.

I believe it would be "whom he just doesn't have time to visit anymore." Grammar matters, kids.

Umm, Erik, I'm pretty sure that the joke of "Chanandler Bong" isn't that Chandler intentionally used a false name for his TV Guide subscription, but that the good folks in the TV Guide shipping department butchered his name when they first created the subscription. You know, like how that used to happen all the time…

Umm, Erik, I'm pretty sure that the joke of "Chanandler Bong" isn't that Chandler intentionally used a false name for his TV Guide subscription, but that the good folks in the TV Guide shipping department butchered his name when they first created the subscription. You know, like how that used to happen all the time…

How about a Justified crossover where we discover that Neal McDonough's character from the series finale was actually Robert Quarles finishing up some business in Southern California just before heading  down to Kentucky, and then the Terriers guys have to go to Kentucky and butt heads with Raylan, but then they…

How about a Justified crossover where we discover that Neal McDonough's character from the series finale was actually Robert Quarles finishing up some business in Southern California just before heading  down to Kentucky, and then the Terriers guys have to go to Kentucky and butt heads with Raylan, but then they…

No no no, the joke is "what's the difference between a dump truck full of bowling balls and a dump truck full of dead babies? You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls."

No no no, the joke is "what's the difference between a dump truck full of bowling balls and a dump truck full of dead babies? You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls."