So... what you’re effectively saying is: “I definitively know the answer, I can even provide a few weak anecdotes to counter the thousands of reports that have been coming in since launch, even by major tech review platforms. They’re all just bad, and I’m perfect. One of the few, really. And no, I also won’t be…

They should have revealed it by having the engine ingest the cover through the intake and poop it out as confetti