Pre-order your popularity.

The Dodge M80 (2006) and Dakota Sidewinder (1997) always tickled me. I think I have a thing for cars that are not only confused about their bed identity, but also which year they were born. It’s a formula for eye catching and slightly perplexing designs.

I couldn’t resist. Don’t hit me.

The profile picture is a close-up of Jeff Foxworthy standing infront of a white background. I’m very confused. I thought this was about Grit Chips, not Jeff Foxworthy. I went there for answers and left with more questions.

That ten percent actually makes sense to me.

Microsoft takes 30% of each digital sell, the 70% left goes to the publisher. So on a $60 game, Microsoft will make 18 dollars. Under this “sell back” system, Microsoft will be willing to forego a third of the money they made before expenses, which is rather brave of them…

And don’t forget the random pre-order for a game that won’t release for four months.

I always get mad when people say Burnout Paradise was their favorite of the series. No, Burnout Paradise put you in a lackluster openworld riddled with billboards that you were told to fly though and identical fences that you were told to smash through. The physics weren’t exciting and the crash cam was drawn out only…

Stonehenge II in Hunt, TX on Highway 39

Before being relocated to the Point Theater in neighboring Ingram, TX, Stonehenge II was directly visible to anyone driving West on 39. The structure was maybe a hundred yards away from a near 90 degree curve, so drivers would look the seemingly misplaced landmark directly head…

So long as people like you die with it, I’ll happily drive the human race into the ground myself.

We call those days the “low-definition era”.

Introducing the TrumpStation 2016

Greatness Awaits™

So it’s not Cum Pant?

Who says it has to have six axles? Why must society always make assumptions about a car before actually getting to know a vehicle on a car-to-driver basis? Don’t judge a car by its model name!

That’s not a 360 gamepad, Luke.

Patronizing the patriotic patriarchy.

To be fair, us Americans are relatively comfortable with rape.

Buy it on PC.

They don’t have to license their engine to anyone. Rockstar developed Smuggler’s Run.

Snap into Cities: Skylines!

Keyboard and mouse has limitations too.