I’m not. It’s almost completely futile to combat an enormous, global problem on a decentralized, individual basis. Example:

“Coastal elite democrats deny Alabama access to hurricane.”

That’s his military dress uniform for the war on Christmas.

I was thinking Orangeland.

I’m sure you can have it for $350 if you ask politely.

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

“Son, Juju went to go live on a big farm.”

Isn’t that YouTube in a nutshell?

You’ll never stop me from anthropomorphizing cars, or, really, almost anything. Also, you’re close to getting disinvited to my desk lamp’s Bar Mitzvah.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

This isn’t even the scariest Golden Eagle on this site.

Buckle in, folks.

David Tracy still hasn’t given up his hopes on this Jeep.

I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

This is what the Jeep Renegade should have been

I have it on the highest authority that he was actually attempting to catch a roadrunner.

Quantum Leap? I smell a reboot!

It seems like every time I buy a new car, I struggle to remove its oil filter because the previous owner decided to crank that sucker down tight. the car hasn’t run in over 20 years and there’s 27 inches of rust/grease creating an impenetrable seal between the filter and engine. Also, the engine bay currently being…