“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

I’d invite Barkley to every BBQ. He always knows where to find a nice rub.

Great timing, Sir Charles. You been in a coma all week?

Well, I know which two people I’m inviting to my next BBQ to spice things up.

A lipstick libertarian.

Yeah, remember when built in Pandora was a big thing? Not a car, but my Blue Ray / DVD player still brags about that, nope not used.

Well, she attended five different colleges, but the only thing she’s studied is a Mary Kay catalog.

“Ms. Palin does understand...”

Reminds me of when I bought a new car and told the dealer I wasn’t signing the paperwork unless they didn’t put any logo of their dealership anywhere on the back of it. The sales guy initially came up with some hysterical thing that it’s mandatory which I started laughing at him, then that he could work a small…

1st Gear. Yikes. Soon...micro-transactions!

• By 2020, as many as 40 percent of new vehicles sold worldwide will let drivers shop from behind the wheel, predicts Thilo Koslowski, vice president of the auto practice at Gartner.

If you have to ask you’re too smart to understand.

Your car, not mine. The only screen in my car is the windscreen.

What she meant was “Stick to sports as long as the people talking sports support my own fundamentalist narrow minded bigoted political ideology”

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

So a (wannabe) Gubmint person is now trying to tell a corporation what to do? What kind of libertarian is she?

Henderson was also a child-star, with his picture prominently displayed under the headline “Bat Boy Lives!”

Not to mention having a close relationship with a teacher gives him a reason to hang around schools... :/

What’s her spank site handle? I want to cyber steal her from you. I have a huge money order from Nigeria coming in soon and I will be tipping that lass to the moon.