In response, IU is updating their image to better represent the University’s positive values and culture, and will replace its famous Joe Vandal mascot with “Scott the Guy Who Didn’t See Anything.”

What’s your 40 time?

For that very price you could buy at least 10 perfectly good sweatshirts for you and your friends

As Jimmy Cliff once sang, “The harder they co—holy fuck, did that guy just hit me with a Segway?”

“As [offensive coordinator John DeFilippo] talked about, sometimes when a guy drops the elbow and has that three-quarter release, it’s going to put a little bit more pressure on the elbow than it is on the shoulder.”

Take solace in the fact that sports radio consistently sucks the same kinda ass all over this planet.

Which games did Microsoft misrepresent in that way at E3 this year?

I did... We never called it Gen 1. It was called Transformers and it was the coolest thing ever.

First, Chris Borland gets to hear a shield sponsored Cris Carter puke all over himself about how to cover your tracks when things go bad, and then he gets to hang around the 49ers model citizens for a year. Hell, I’d retire too.

“covered head-to-toe in a blanket,”

Why is no one pointing out that yet another preacher is trying to suck some D?

Being lured into a vulnerable place under false pretenses makes it reasonable to assume that bad shit is planned.

Oh, it’s going to be fun to hear Pastor Ketryn’s sermon this Sunday.....

I just read this over on ESPN. Holy shit was an awful job by them.

Oddly enough, Missy Lee translates to Lennay Kekua in Samoan.

But what are electrolytes

“Let’s take a rookie to get a makeover” is not journalism. Fuck you, pay him.

The Cubs.

Hi, and welcome to Deadspin. They do this every year for all 32 teams.

Sigh... http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-…