The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Oh, I buy brakes from that guy.

The real-life Frank Reynolds.

I used to occasionally spill small amounts of liquid while sipping on a delicious drink. To stem the tide of rude “Hole in your lip?” comments, I now fly a small plane over the city where I plan to drink, seed the air with silver iodide, wait for rain clouds to form, then buy a drink and sit outside. Everything is…

Assuming all gay people have good taste? Now THAT’s heteronormative!

Yeah I would have appreciated a NSFW tag.

There is zero chance Trump is gay.

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too

Sorry Ned Flanders, but sometimes people use foul language when they’re highly upset.

I feel like you don’t get that this is real. It’s not rare or unexpected in many schools. Kids are dumb (regardless of socio-economic background). I have seen what happened here more times than I have fingers...

Yep. Sometimes shit has gotta get regulated.

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a strong black principled teen, and we’ve all seen this movie before.

There is a time to hit people, he is the only one in this story who knows when that is.

Bad(ass) teen. Teacher is fine, doesn’t even appear phased by any of this, and he’s likely to get the most punishment of the three students. He ended a harmless brawl by ko-ing one kid and throwing another onto his back. He doesn’t deserve the shit that’s about to rain down on him, but there’s nothing anyone can do…

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

ya

2 things...

1. Chick just keeps on dancing. Props to her.

2. Those pants.

...THOSE PANTS!

Bills fans might be the only people who are less insurable than WWE wrestlers.

I was at that game. 3 girls flashed us for cans of warm Coors Light.
Boobs also turn blue when they're cold.