pew peow pow pew pew pew peow pew pow pew pew! these people tried to phase me!

and every song's like PUTT PUTT GO KARTS BUNGEE JUMPIN'

"Strong Sad! did any ladies call for me while I was gone?"
"no, but homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall."

I remember when I was really young I saw Airplane on TV and thought it was the funniest thing ever, so when I was a little older (maybe ten or twelve? I don't remember, but certainly too young) we found it at blockbuster and decided to rent it. yeah, that topless woman bouncing across the screen wasn't there the first…