Make Baseball Great Again....?

Is that the same Trump bro from the other video where he’s yelling at Mexicans because no one stopped him from getting a bunch of terrible tattoos? That’s what I picture that guy eating...

I think Lebron could probably play Rugby. He would be unstoppable in the line outs. Playing defense in basketball appears to be somewhat similar to playing defense in Rugby because you are responsible for defending a gap or a space...only you need to blast the shit out of the guy once he’s there. He’s an intense guy…

Smith’s persistent verbal diarrhea is far more annoying and far less justified than Ayesha Curry’s comments.

The Broncos should raise hell about them fucking this up in the first place and get them to jointly auction off this ring for charity to some Broncos fan with more money than brains...

This brings up an interesting question - which of the muppet babies would be the MOST bigoted?

I want a car that opens in the middle like a clam shell. No doors needed.

Is that 250 lb figure based on fact or carnival like weight guessing? Because he’s pretty flabby. I would have gone higher...

My god there are so many I missed! This is the best thing since Ashley Feinberg’s story about Trump’s wig maker that had me literally giggling while I read it and emailed it to everyone I know!

These race organizers have to be doing this on purpose. Much like NASCAR I think they realize that crashes make the evening sports news.

My favorite part is the silly lab swimming behind the rear dog who already has a ball in his mouth, but has to try to get a second ball in there at the same time...

Great idea! Thank you!

I’ve never been a basketball player, but from my experience in other sports if I found out it was that easy to get under some guy’s skin I would do it every damn time. I do not, however approve of Green’s repeated attempts to neuter opposing players.

This works like a dream. Just use it for 2 minutes, then lube! No need to take the chain off.

I thought we had seen the worst Olympic corruption shitshow in Sochi, but somehow Rio managed to make that look like a well tuned machine. If I was an athlete who competed in water events there is no way in hell I would do it. The zika part of it is far less disturbing than the shit filled waterways.

They have actually done studies proving that the more homophobic a man is, the more he is turned on by gay porn.

I believe they can only use the EXCLUSIVE franchise tag once. So if they don’t come to an agreement before 7/15 then he gets the franchise tag pay of $14 million next season and then the Broncos could either try again to make a deal, let him go, or tag him again but that would allow him to test the market and they…

This is so stupid. Why can’t apple allow apps that require age verification if they are so worried about content? If this was my game I would change it to a perfectly clear image of a flower/ oyster/ canoe/ taco that must be “pleasured” in the same way... it’s dumb but funny and people would still get the education…

So basically it looks like he got fired not for being a great journalist who was doing his job too well, but for being a terrible shill?