I wonder who designed them...

If he’d withdrawn earlier, this conflict wouldn’t even exist.

Was one of your moves the garlic knot?

“Sentient Breadstick” was my old stripper name.

Saw this earlier and all I could think was that it looks like a sentient breadstick.

A Canadian triangle is actually a sexual euphemism. Its a threesome that involves Poutine, flannel, and a whole lotta Gordon Lightfoot music.