Telluride ski area in case anyone is wondering about where that is in Colorado.

It is easy. Don’t try and sleep with your female friends unless there’s a discussion to the contrary. See? Not hard. I have plenty of long-term female friends that I’ve never tried to bang. Anyone that thinks it can’t be done just doesn’t want to control their ....urges.

I don’t know why this one is hard for people but my policy is I do not ever, ever, ever share a bed with someone with whom I have not explicitly defined a romantic interest. Just don’t do it. People own couches. Use them. If you’re getting a hotel room get two beds or two rooms. This isn’t rocket science.

Gattaca is amazing and absolutely should be here.

Yes, because my friends understand my personality and respect it if I make another choice. Especially in this case when the reception is months later. For the record, I’ve been to quite a few weddings. I think I’ve enjoyed one of them. I can take alcohol camping just as easily as going to a reception with an open bar.

Camping is absolutely better. And most of my friends would understand if I went camping instead. Most weddings suck even if it’s the wedding of people I like.

Except even if their eyes don’t glaze over and freak out about the instructions to set up the Pi itself (and they will) then you go and tell them they have to hunt down these things called “ROMs” to play the games and they’ll just throw up their hands in frustration and walk away.

I have a close female friend I’ve been calling lady for....10 years? It’s always been my pet name for her. I don’t even really know why it started but it stuck. It might have been a joke at some point. She is definitely not a “lady” in any traditional sense that you’ve stated. She’s brash, smart, opinionated, and very…

Mine did. That’s exactly why she asked for an open relationship. I moved out and broke up with her over it. I’d virtually guarantee this guy has a girl already in mind (or is sleeping with already).

My first job in college was troubleshooting dedicated T1 circuits and such. We had to call the telco that owned the circuit on a regular basis when things went down. One day we were in the midst of a multi-hour outage and we could tell the telco was just yanking our chain. We had the phone on mute and were ranting…

I was with my former partner for 5 years before she asked me for an open relationship in front of our relationship counselor. I knew at the time that she was already at the very least emotionally involved with a married man and either was already sleeping with him or planned to do so. When asked directly why she…

You are a horrible person. I still gave you a star.

This isn’t that hard. If you meet on OkCupid, Match, Tinder, etc then it’s a date. The first meeting granted isn’t much of a date. It’s more of a “are you really who you said you were” for me but it’s still a date.

Not an Archer fan I take it? “Danger Zone” doesn’t have to be meant the way you are taking it. Haha, marriage is dangerous? Get it? Joke?

If it has to be Kenny Loggins it damn well better be Danger Zone. And if I find the woman to marry that will let me play Danger Zone at our wedding then I might actually have a wedding.

Yeah, this is pretty much how my relationship went until she decided to ask for an open relationship because she wanted to sleep with her married former coworker (after I found out she was having Skype sex sessions with the guy already). She did tell me to go sleep with other people as well. I guess I took her…

Wait a minute, Nautica is still around?

Yeah, it’s understandable in some cases. I’m not a jerk about it. It just seems inefficient at times for everyone. Especially when there are multiple cashiers working.

I am a grumpy younger man and just want coffee. I’ve thought many times that Starbucks needs to have a seperate ‘just coffee’ line to avoid the ‘Parents with 5 children that can’t decide what pastries they want and all want complicated drinks’ line.

People in Nebraska don’t have that many things they can say are awesome but in this case Fairbury Hot Dogs should be included. Not sure if they are actually sold anywhere outside of Nebraska but they are great.