I thought he was super bad at it, poorly redirected, and was obviously avoiding of the topic making him seem guilty.

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

Obviously the mistake here was thinking you could buy 'food' at Wal-Mart. This is our equivalent of those Chinese 'cooking oil reprocessed from sewage' and 'import Korean seaweed sheets that turns out to actually be domestically-produced knock-off made from recycled trash bags' horror stories.

While I'm not personally offended, I'm just amazed by the general oversight of the whole thing. Who the heck DIDN'T notice this before everything was okayed??

Depends.

he also thinks the rock's career headlining action films not associated with other franchises started with walking tall, not the rundown.

Yannick LeJacq loved Transformers movies, but hates Hercules?

Achievement is easy to unlock:

Oh-ho-ho.

Fresh from the Disney Vault for a limited time only:

For many people, the very word "game" has the implication that a definitive goal or objective is involved. It's perfectly possible for someone to be creative/innovative in other aspects of life, but still expect a "goal" when you play a game. Hell, I sometimes like games with a definite goal. It can be relaxing…

I'm going to Hell for this one aren't I?

Just Dance 2014 : Guardians of The Galaxy Edition.

We were kinda dumb children.