Look up above you. Do you see that thing flying over your head? That's the joke you just missed :P

I feel this is fitting..

Mega Mewtwo, or Mewgatwo? (see Megatu)

WAIT WAIT WAIT. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE HERE.

You...YOU MEAN...NINTENDO is going to...to only...only put Nintendo games on NINTENDO SYSTEMS? THE HELL YOU SAY?

Here are 3 videos of the best/worst knockoff Transformers.

So pretty much;

He then parked a steamroller on top of the old Canuckle-head.

People still watch the VMA's? No talent acts and a shitty celebration of an industry gone to shit? Really? People still watch the VMA's?

Yup!

Wait, Wolverine vs one lone Predator? Nuff said:

I'm a high school teacher. What I would give for a Hammer of Enlightenment...

As much as I would like to be playing Street Fighter V, I'm not concerned about the wait. I've still got Ultra Street Fighter IV, Super Ultra Street Fighter IV, Super Ultra Street Fighter IV Vs Tekken, Super Ultra Street Fighter IV Vs Marvel, Hyper Super Ultra Street Fighter IV, Hyper Super Ultra Street Fighter IV…

The gunplay in Max Payne 3 felt sooooo gooood. That "X" system to let you know you made a kill was also brilliant. Headshots were always instantly lethal, so I generally used bullet time to make sure my enemies weren't getting up.

Kotaku, never change. Note annotation locations.

A new challenger appears!

This is the best child cosplay ever.