Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Eh, just get him to sprinkle some Old Bay into a Natty Bo and chug it down, and Marylanders won’t be able to buy his jersey fast enough.

Only one of them has to sell shirts to compensate for his non-guaranteed contract and shorter average career, not to mention likely long-term neurological damage.

Ironic that it turns out Pete Carroll was a sleeper agent to ruin football all along.

I am not comfortable with the fact that there’s a 50% chance Cleveland will be happy twice in a year.

When the Browns finally win a game.

“Its a dumb rule that I’d love to see go away. glad it wasn’t called.”

chill out

Fuck Boston. Fuck Ortiz. Cleveland is here now...

Let’s start the hall of fame debate! I say no.

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Title NEIN