He must be a lot of fun at parties. Sheesh.

Cool race and all, but right now I'm thanking my lucky stars that I don't live in Wisconsin. Yikes.

No freaking way at that price.

That's very true, and a good point also.

Actually, I think this has a lot to do with the precipitous decline in young drivers. There has been a nearly 40% decline in teenage and young adult drivers over the last few decades, with the most acute drop in the last five years or so. And all indicators point to the current generation of kids continuing the trend,…

This of course begs the question; when does wrapping a Hummer go right?

Usually when you take a supercar out for a test drive, they want your current liability insurance information as a prerequisite for situations like this (they also check to make sure you're covered for a high-dollar car).

To be fair, judging by the shot of the engine bay, those two hood scoops are actually functional.

Was it a female monkey?

I looked it up, and it would seem that yes you can, if you were in immediate danger of bodily harm:

It's a Chiappa Rhino snubnose 357 revolver.

And here is why you carry.

I prefer the Fast And The Curious.

How many? All of them. Literally all of them.

Olds 88 for sure.

Yeah you're right. It's totally realistic for a fully equipped soldier to repeatedly leap five feet in the air in order to avoid enemy fire and land mines. It's pretty much lesson one at boot camp.

Yeah those pain-in-the-ass doors were a pretty hilarious running gag.

For a lousy $1200 you may as well roll the dice. It's not a great looking car, and not in a good color, but it's the most weird you can buy for that money.

Thirty grand? Please. For that money I could get a V6 Mustang.

Jesus as if we needed any more evidence that college students were completely useless.