You realize that's what every single cat owner says... 'oh MY cats are different... even people who don't like cats like mine'.

I have no freaking idea why people keep cats in their home. They're horrible, evil animals.

You know, there are people you can hire for that sort of thing.

I think you're being incredibly naive in assuming that artists don't undertake creative endeavors with the ultimate goal of financial gain, and it's all just corrupt corporations in the background sullying their otherwise pure intentions.

Oh, so I have to define the exact point where regulation is too much, otherwise you'll just assume that unlimited regulation is harmless? Please.

I was gonna say the same thing. If you can't find good chocolate, you're not really looking.

Yup that's why. I had my first Mercedes for like eight months before I realized... and only then because someone told me about it. They don't even put it in the manual, I don't think.

Did you miss this part?:

OMFG. I actually spoke to this dude on the phone a few years ago. HA.

How nice of the rest of the world to chip in and buy Greece some drones.

Unless you plan on removing money from society, there is no way to remove the methods to influence politicians. Because no matter what law you write, there's always going to have to be an enforcer, and those enforcers will always be corruptible in a manner directly proportional to the amount of power you've given…

No, didn't get my old job back. Part of the reason I was looking for other opportunities was because the company was restructuring my group, and I had the very strong suspicion that my role would be eliminated or sent to a location that I wouldn't be interested in moving to. So when I left, they did indeed close up…

Pfft. I'll say it: Chrome supercars look awesome.

You have it perfectly backwards.

I once had a small ad agency pursue me for a role as a VP; they found me online and pitched me the position over the course of a couple of months. I already had a good job, but was exploring other options at the time. I honestly never would have approached this particular company myself, but they were interested in…

After they blew up the car with tampons, they were reportedly planning to break into the local hospital and steal Bob Hope's stool sample.

If you've ever really floored a Mercedes, you know that flooring the pedal it still isn't the maximum juice you can give the car.

Don't feel bad, my Lotus Esprit Turbo has the same thing too.

OOOOH. Hahahaa... I remember that! How goddamn stupid.

Mercedes key fobs do the same thing also.