Nope. It's a giant dildo with an eyeball. What the hell else could it be?

That's not a monster, that's Yo Gabba Gabba!

NSX?

Well, it's less visually offensive than the last few generations, I'll give it that.

Why have they stopped dreaming? Because the government told them to.

If you need to play your Xbox 'on the road' then what you really need is to stop playing Xbox altogether for a while.

The square corners set it apart, but they will not wear well.

Yeah, okay, here's the thing.

Yep, that's a Porsche 911.

Well, Chevy had a good run for a few years now. Its definitely time for another decade or so of utter crap.

The milennials fuck everything up as a general rule. Everything.

"On the internet, nobody knows you're a diabetic."

I've owned a few brand new MB's recently (within the last ten years), and the problem with them is always that Mercedes is constantly changing things, to the point that your car feels dated two years after you bought it, particularly the interiors. And they take 30 years to become classics. As awesome and cutting edge…

I actually like this a lot... but it needs AWD.

Sweeeeeet car. I'm pretty consistently impressed by Ford these days. They just need another GT-like halo car and they'll be all set.

You have it perfectly backwards. Government is running the corporations.

$500 sounds about right.

Very curious to see what kind of number this thing actually gets. Quite frankly, the Diablo was not Lamborghinis best effort, and they haven't yet reached collectible status as far as I can tell. You can pick up an early-run Diablo with relatively low miles for under $100k. Even the later ones hover just above $100k…

I hate to say this, but even the version without the knife will still be confiscated by the TSA jackasses.

I look forward to renting one.