Sorry in advance Shailene

Good thing she didn’t need an excuse for telling the truth and doing her job.

Seriously! Bitch, you’ve got Chiwetel Ejiofor aka one of the handsomest men alive (imho), what the fuck are you playing around for?

Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln

I can’t wait, even if it is only 20 minutes! I love every shameless moment of this movie (except the woman played by Laura Linney; that whole self-sacrifice thing was ridiculous! She couldn’t not go see her brother for one night? She couldn’t have finished before she went, at least? I mean he was on top of her when…

I am unashamed of my love for this movie. It even makes me CRY most of the time. I don’t know WTF that’s about, but there it is.

I’ll probably get a lot of flack for this but damnit I thoroughly enjoy Love Actually. I also think a “sequel” that’s only ten minutes long and for charity (!) is the best possible remake scenario.

Because most socialist policies are deeply unpopular and would result in massive electoral losses?

Any outrage people choose to feel about this should be directed at the people who made Mack wrestle girls, not Mack himself. That’s fucking idiotic. And before someone comes in and says “He shouldn’t have competed at all if it wasn’t fair,” here’s a preemptive gif:

And here he is before his geeky makeunder:

I volunteer to check on him

Here in DC there are a lot of jobs for the blind and visually impared offered by the government so we see a lot of them around town. I’m always amazed at how easily they can navigate the city. I bike to work and the other day a blind person poked my tire with her cane as I waited at a red light just off the…

Ugh, this isn’t Bernie kicking off a campaign for 2020, right? He’s too old?

What is a “threep”?

Man, I don’t know how she was more into Paul Simon than Dan Aykroyd. When Dan was in Blues Brothers he was actually rather handsome and it seems that everyone who knows him thinks he’s a great guy.

I read it in Akroyd’s voice.

she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children.

Contemplating marriage, I gave Carrie a sapphire ring and subsequently in the romance she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children

I agree. I’m sorry she chose to marry this man. I feel sorry for Barron because he didn’t choose his parents. That’s it.

I didn’t say he was immune. I said he’s not.