"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom."

It's scary that it kinda makes sense, and I only had to change the names.

Donald Trump, Donald Trump
He's the source of all our paaaain!
Donald Trump, Donald Trump,
Gads about the house all daaaay!
Donald Trump, Donald Trump,
Thinks that people come from treees!
Donald Trump, Donald Trump,
Gets horrid movies from Japaaan!
(woo!) Donald Trump, Donald Trump,
His dubbing is poorly dooone!
Donald Trump,…

I had the exact opposite happen when I saw Neutral Milk Hotel on the reunion tour at the National in Richmond. Instead of people singing along with the album for the most part, the audience hung on his every word and seemed to try to take in the whole experience. The complete silence by the crowd during Two Headed…

You think they actually filmed this in Atlanta?

I grew up loving everything Indiana Jones. However, I had only seen them on what became very worn VHS tapes. I saw by chance that Raiders of the Lost Ark was playing at the Prince Charles near Leicester Square. The experience of seeing Raiders in theaters was amazing. The action was immersing and fast, the theme…

This totally colors my view of the TMNT's theme

"Knew him?! He was delicious!"

Yes, I loved Batman the Animated Series as a kid though Clayface scared the bejesus out of me. I would still show it to my kids, it's good to be a little scared sometimes.

It sure is.

Lincoln was pretty great.

I have never watched the last season of Newsradio. The news of Phil Hartman's death was so fresh and heartbreaking. I couldn't face watching the show and trying to laugh.

I was on board with most of your comments until you mentioned ET. How can someone hate ET? I love that little guy.

I'll be in my room

But I drink plenty of malk (with vitamin R)

I was never a shipper of Mulder and Scully. I liked their platonic love without all those sexy complications. Larry Sanders and David Duchovny on the other hand…

I was never a shipper of Mulder and Scully. I liked their platonic love without all those sexy complications. Larry Sanders and David Duchovny on the other hand…

More like Cameron's father and his vintage Ferrari. I bet there were semen stains all over that garage, especially after he rubbed it with a diaper.

My name is Otto and I love to get blotto!

I thought it wasn't that Kumail had the power to bite and transform something into a human, but the were-lizard's power to transform based on a bite. In other words, the were-lizard would have transformed if he was bitten by any human. I think?