Because Clay Travis is an insufferable windbag who loves the smell of his own farts. That guy is like the anti-Deadspin. He takes himself entirely way too seriously and has absolutely zero self awareness. Has he been harping on this for a while? We're on Michael Sam now. I can't wait for his hot take on Sam kissing…

"I, a 27 year old man, still have some growing up to do."

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

Deadspins mobile site is fucking terrible. trying to scroll? prepare to open forty pages trying. trying to open a link? lolnope cant click them when you try. offtopic? sure. maybe i couldve commented on kevin durant if i hadnt been rageslamming my phone from trying to navigate this bullsseod fi .jdjdjdhdb .

More like "Slim Weeper," amirite?!?!

As a Warriors fan, you have to admit the Clippers made their shots and earned the points in the paint tonight. But part of me thinks it's a bit odd that they're acting like they've done the impossible when they beat a six seed on their home court. Not to mention they achieved that feat with the league rooting them on,…

I feel like I never get your jokes.

Please don't compare modern athletics to slavery again. Do the players live comfortably and free on their own accord? Is this job completely voluntary? Not a plantation, never will be. Have some respect for what the slaves went through.

It'll never happen, of course, but I think the Clips' PA guy should introduce Sterling before tipoff, and then just let the crowd rain shit on him for as long as it takes to get him to leave the arena.

Yes, because disagreeing with one thing he did means you automatically disagree with everything else he says.

And this is why people like Sterling get away with stuff like this. Because of peanut sized attention spans.

Like spandex, NBA ownership is a privilege and not a right.

It's not his "personal property." He's part of the NBA which is an organization of 30 owners. If they want to boot him out they should be able to.

What's with the witch hunt? Bandits have a long history at the Boston Marathon.

Kara Bonneau is a whiny bitch for complaining about this. And you're even worse for continually harping on it.

They didn't ask her if they could invade her privacy

I gather you're being snarky, but: Wall signed a max extension before this season that should keep him in town for the next several years (through his age-28 season, I think, which is still multiple years from now because holy cow, he's still so young). So, at least that long. After that, who knows. I'll enjoy him…

I missed the part where they were forced against their wills to become cheerleaders for this team in the first place....

Fair enough. Also, thank you for detailing the majesty of Wall because he really deserves the superstar coverage that overrated players (Steph Curry in my opinion) get. As you made clear in your article, the guy is legit and will be (we hope) for years to come. Now, let's hope we see some chase down blocks out of Wall…

Never change, Pop. You God damn national treasure, you.